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Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Also, beer. Big fan.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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