we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
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I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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