Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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