He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Randomize
