I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
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It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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