It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I love you. Go after that dick
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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