"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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