O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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