He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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