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You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
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He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
How's work?
Spinning.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
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I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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