If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
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I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
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