I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
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When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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