is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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