So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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