were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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