Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at about main and main street
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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