If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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