I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
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So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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