Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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