Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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