Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
