Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
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