Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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