How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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