I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
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I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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