I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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