there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i dont even know how to be here
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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