ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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