Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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