she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
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Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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