She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
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Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
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We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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