you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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