Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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