Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
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When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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