I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
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