jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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