she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
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Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
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Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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