Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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