so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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