And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
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The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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