You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I want her autograph on my taint
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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