Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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