he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
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You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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