the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
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Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
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And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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