So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
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I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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