All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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