I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
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I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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