question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
