Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
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Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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