I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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