The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
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Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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