love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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