I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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