Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
