One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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