I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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