I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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