Need sex. Gaining weight.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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