C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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