Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
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The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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